T O T K a t

To the stupid, selfish bitch who rammed herself behind me onto the tube at Green Park and jammed her over-sized handbag really quite hard into my right kidney until Victoria and then proceeded to hurl abuse at me for trying to keep my face out of the elbow of the guy in front of me by holding my ground when she jammed it in even harder... I am actually in pain now and I really don't see how it is my fault you were a bit squashed when you were too dim to lower your enormous handbag from your shoulder so that we all had a few more inches.

I don't see why you think hurling badly formed abuse at me makes you a better person and when I explained that your bag was causing me pain and there was really no more room to be had, yelling up the escalator to me to "get a life" really didn't make you look all that clever or special and everyone else on the escalator really was laughing at you.

Oh, and I'd lay off the ciggies and sunbeds and re-think my wardrobe if I were you, you're looking really rather like mutton dressed as lamb.